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The Mad Ravings of a Psychopathic Webmaster

Or: A window into my soul, a troubled teen reveals his innermost hopes and fears.

I'm a bit worried here. I'm not sure what the point of my site is. I decided to rebel against specialty site about one topic only, and I'm not sure it worked. people go to sites for information. My only hope is to pass it off as a humor site, and hope I can plagiarize enough content to get it in peoples favorites menu. I've tried promoting it in so many diffrent ways, but it just doesn't work. I dunno what I'm gonna do!

Firstly a list of stuff, please submit your own in the "wonder what this does" page.

THINGS THAT SUCK
1 bird crap
2 dieing
3 vegetarians
4 pacifists
5 Political correctness
6 Democrats
7 Republicans
8 America-haters
9 Red-necks
10 people that hate my site
11 uneducated people
13 superstitios people
14 negative people

THINGS THAT DONT
1 America
2 warm socks
3 microwaves
4 Proteins
5 The Simpsons
6 Biking
7 Meat
8 brown paper packages tied up with string
9 Good food
10 The beach
11 The sites in my links
12 Warhammer
13 fresh bread
14 Insufferable bloody optomists

MY EXPERIENCE WITH TRIPOD

I've only been building this site for a month or two, and it's been mixed. The editor kicks ass, I haven't seen a better one anywhere (I've only tried geocities though:) but I tried editing my meta tags and then I couldn't use it anymore. It took ages, but i got a solution. If they'd fix that, the whole thing would be pretty much perfect, except for a few more advanced things. The main point of this is to A) suck up to tripod and make it less likely they'll delete me, and B) tell people it is really a great service and if they make a site on it and agree please link me!

MSN Messenger is cool. If you want to contact me go to "wonder what this does..." If you think you can hack this site, please don't. If someone told you to go to this site, please give them sex, money, or my gratitude. If you're reading this crap you obviously like my site, so please recommend it to others, and link your site to it, if you have one. New Zealand is cool. Goodbye.


PS: Some sites have content; THIS site has Attitude!!!


PPS: well, not really, but it's gotta have something, and attitude sounds good.

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